put your height in my askbox and i’ll reply if i’m shorter or taller than you

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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rnonopoly:

basically going anywhere like

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lovesexdevotion:


That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

internetpriest:

it’s a metaphor don’t worry

internetpriest:

it’s a metaphor don’t worry

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

lameboyfriend:

rated R? don’t you mean rated Rawr? xD 


  • me: *goes to Jamaica*
  • Jamaican: hello welcome to Jamaica
  • me: baliegdeh

clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

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darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*