When your online friend wakes up
those fans who can’t admit their idiol has fucked up and makes up stupid reasons to defend them
what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it
taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
making a joke and waiting for a response like
everything in excess can be bad, except love and food